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Halloween Ends (2022) #BlumhouseRuined #Horror
If you expect exceptional horror from Blumhouse, you should reconsider your life choices. (Yes, I’m talking to myself.)…
Jakob's Wife (2021) #Vampire #Horror
Jakob’s Wife (2021) isn’t what I expected, but had I watched the trailer first. I probably would’ve stayed away. Anne F…
Student Body (2022) #Horror #Bleh #Slasher
Student Body (2022) was so dull that I wondered why students must wear school uniforms but the teachers don’t. The firs…
The Farm (2018) #Survival #Horror
So this might sound strange, but I found The Farm (2018) kinda hot. I can’t give more details because I’m not sure why.…
Eraserhead (1977) #1FromTheVaults
I had contemplated not writing a review for Erasurehead (1977) because I’m not sure what I saw. It’s a black and white …
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) #HorrorMovie Review
It’s been so long since I’ve seen A Return to Salem’s Lot ( 1987 ), it felt like seeing it for the first time, and just…
A Clüsterfünke Christmas (2021) #Holiday #Bleh
A Clüsterfünke Christmas (2021) is not what I expected. I thought since it was on Comedy Central, it would be funnier, …
The Crimson Cult (1968) #HorrorMovie Review
Is The Crimson Cult ( 1968 ) a BDSM movie? Exploitation? Sadly, it’s not either. It’s a strange mystery, I guess, but i…
Cry_Wolf (2005) #HorrorMovie Review
Based on the title I kind of thought Cry_Wolf ( 2005 ) was a werewolf movie, then I saw the movie poster, and I knew it…
Bad Moon (1996) #HorrorMovie Review
Full, crescent, quarter…each is a bad moon for a werewolf. First off, I want to tell you that I didn’t like Bad Moon ( …
Darkness Rising (2017) #HorrorMovie Review
Just because a movie has an exciting poster doesn’t mean it’s going to be good. Darkness Rising ( 2017 ) that looks goo…
Witchfinder General (1968) #60sFlashback
Witchfinder General ( 1968 ) (aka The Conqueror Worm) is a collaboration between Tigon British Film Productions and Ame…
1408 (2007) #HorrorMovie Review
Finally, I got something to write about. A ghost that offers turndown service. Mike Enslin Just because Stephen King wr…
Night of the Lepus (1972) #1FromTheVaults #Horror
Night of the Lepus ( 1972 ), aka Rabbits, begins with a believable newscast about the environment and rabbits’ overpopu…
The Eye #DoubleFeature
So this is weird, somehow I recorded The Eye ( 2008 ) remake and The Eye 2 (2004). I decided rather than talking about …
Ghoulies (1985) & Ghoulies II (1988) #HorrorMovie Review
I’m not sure why they named this Ghoulies ( 1985 ) , it seems Satanic Pets or something like that would be more fitting…
Spirits of the Dead (1968) #HorrorMovie
Spirits of the Dead ( 1968 ) is a strange anthology film containing three Poe stories. While American International Pic…
The Boy (2015) #HorrorMovie
I remember seeing ads for The Boy ( 2015 ) on ChillerTV when it was still a thing and was interested in what it was. Th…
Wrong Turn (2003) #HorrorMovie Review
Wrong Turn ( 2003 ) is the perfect title for this film and how I felt after it was over. To say I was bored with what I…
#Thriller #Movie #Review - I See You (2019)
I guess I See You (2019) is as good of a title as any for this film. I’d never heard of this movie until the other day,…